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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Clarification

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Mr Zorin would like it to be known that he knew, all along, that he was not in fact purchasing the master recordings to the Beatles back catalogue, but was buying a CD box set of re-mastered recordings.  He would also like to make clear that he did not mistake the company HMV as an exclusive dealer of master recordings but that he knew all the time that they were a high street record store.  Additionally, Mr Zorin denies that at any stage did he threaten anyone at HMV with death if they would not refund the purchase.  Furthermore, Mr Zorin would like to make it known that his favorite Beatle is Ringo, and his favorite song is Octopuss’s Garden.

Posted by News on 09/22 at 04:32 PM
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Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Zorin purchases the entire Beatles back catalogue

London, UK

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Max Zorin today secured a remarkable business coup by purchasing the entire back catalogue of Beatles studio recordings.  Mr Zorin said, “This is a wonderful deal for me and for Zorin Industries.  I am now in possession of 14 shiny silver discs, known to audio experts as Compact Discs, which contain the master recordings of all the Beatles albums.  From these discs I will be able to make many, many copies onto cassette which I, and I alone, will be able to sell around the world as the sole owner of these master recordings.”

Mr Zorin declined to reveal the purchase cost for the recordings, but did reveal he purchased them through a specialist music trading company named ‘HMV’.

Posted by News on 09/09 at 09:03 AM
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Monday, August 17, 2009

Wanted

Do you know this man?

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At a recent sale at the Zorin stables, this man, posing as a wealthy horse trainer named ‘James St. John Smythe’, broke into Mr Zorin’s factory facilities, causing thousands of pounds worth of damage and in the process rendering at lest two generic henchmen unconscious.  He is also suspected of entering the bedroom of a young female employee and making her ‘see to him personally’.

The man claimed to be English, and is suspected to be old enough to be your grandfather.

If you have any information regarding this man’s real identity or his whereabouts, please contact .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) or leave a note in the comments area of this webpage.

Many thanks

M. Scarpine
Head of Security

Posted by News on 08/17 at 06:14 PM
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Friday, August 14, 2009

Radio Documentary

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Radio France Internationale have produced a documentary featuring a visit to the ex-headquarters of Zorin Industries!  Download the programme here.  Further information can be found here.

Posted by News on 08/14 at 11:38 AM
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Zorin Industries store is now open!

Zorin Industries are pleased to announce that our on-line store is now open.

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Offering a range of quality Zorin branded merchandise at very reasonable prices, the Zorin store is the place to pick up genuine Zorin gear.

The store can be found here.

Be sure to keep visiting the store, as new products will be added on a regular basis!

Posted by News on 06/10 at 04:17 PM
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