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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

E-Mail from Mr X

I received this kind email the other day, and wanted to share it with you.  Remember, it you want to get in touch on any matter (I’m always on the lookout for good, generic henchmen) then get on the interweb at this .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)

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Greetings Mr. Zorin,

Allow me to introduce myself, I am Mr. X, founder, chairman of the board and CEO of Enigma Enterprises.

I am a good friend of Dr. Carl Mortner, *Cough Cough (Hans Glaub)*, and am interested in creating an alliance with Zorin Industries.
This could prove to be a very profitable partnership Mr. Zorin, amongst other things, I own an airship factory and would be most happy to upgrade your current model. I’ll give you a discount, heck, I’ll even throw in a few dynamites for free.

I also have an expendable supply of loyal and highly trained henchmen available in case you ever need to outsource. These wouldn’t dare jeopardize your operations or question your authority.

As a token of good will, I have enclosed gifts in a container and sent them to your Headquarters.
Gifts Include:

5 Horses
A Large Box of Steroids (for horses)
A Large Box of Steroids (for Mayday)
A new monocle for Hans
New wigs for the porters outside your guest quarters.
A new cane with trigger “model X5000” (State of the Art)
A flamethrower (For when Molotov Cocktails just won’t do, and you feel the need to set fire to buildings and trap people in elevators)
An Axe

I hope you enjoy these gifts Mr. Zorin, please e-mail me once you’ve received them.

Good luck with Operation Main Strike, I am currently helping out a friend with his operation (Grand Slam), a Mr. Goldfinger, perhaps you know him?

Anyway, best of luck, and have a nice day.


Mr. X

Posted by Max Zorin on 09/22 at 04:34 PM
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Monday, August 10, 2009

Drax

Here is the blog from my good friend James Drax.

I believe he is the illegitimate son of Hugo Drax and his mistress, Lady Victoria Devon.  He is not related to Holly Goodhead.image

Posted by Max Zorin on 08/10 at 11:01 PM
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Me at home

Here’s a peek into my home life.  Enjoy.

MZ

Posted by Max Zorin on 05/27 at 04:41 PM
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Monday, March 30, 2009

Being asked to blog

I’m busy - why should I ‘blog’?

Is a question I’ve asked myself since Miss Jenny Flex, head of people here at Zorin Industries, asked me to contribute my thoughts to this blog here on zorinindustries.co.uk.  The answer is simple.  People want to hear me speak.  I first invented the internet as a way to communicate to my sub-ordinates, and it has grown now to the point where I can access many millions of people.  So I’m going to make time to write here, so you, whether you’re an employee of Zi, an industrial competitor, a member of the British secret service or just one of the ordinary people, can hear my thoughts and views, share my plans and achievements, celebrate my genius and learn a little more about the man behind so much of the world you live in.

Welcome to my blog.  Enjoy it while you can.  Really.

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Posted by Max Zorin on 03/30 at 09:19 PM
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