Allow me to introduce myself, I am Mr. X, founder, chairman of the board and CEO of Enigma Enterprises.

I am a good friend of Dr. Carl Mortner, *Cough Cough (Hans Glaub)*, and am interested in creating an alliance with Zorin Industries.
This could prove to be a very profitable partnership Mr. Zorin, amongst other things, I own an airship factory and would be most happy to upgrade your current model. I’ll give you a discount, heck, I’ll even throw in a few dynamites for free.

I also have an expendable supply of loyal and highly trained henchmen available in case you ever need to outsource. These wouldn’t dare jeopardize your operations or question your authority.

As a token of good will, I have enclosed gifts in a container and sent them to your Headquarters.
Gifts Include:

5 Horses
A Large Box of Steroids (for horses)
A Large Box of Steroids (for Mayday)
A new monocle for Hans
New wigs for the porters outside your guest quarters.
A new cane with trigger “model X5000” (State of the Art)
A flamethrower (For when Molotov Cocktails just won’t do, and you feel the need to set fire to buildings and trap people in elevators)
An Axe

I hope you enjoy these gifts Mr. Zorin, please e-mail me once you’ve received them.

Good luck with Operation Main Strike, I am currently helping out a friend with his operation (Grand Slam), a Mr. Goldfinger, perhaps you know him?

Anyway, best of luck, and have a nice day.