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Thursday, March 31, 2011

Zorin Industries announced as principle sponsor of the Royal Wedding

London, England

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Zorin Industries are proud to announce their partnership with the British Royal family in bringing to the world the wedding of Prince William and Catherine Middleton.  The deal includes full naming rights to the ceremony, and as such will now be exclusively titled as the ‘Zorin Industries Royal wedding©’.  Additionally, the bank holiday previously declared in celebration of the ‘Zorin Industries Royal wedding©’ will now be known as ‘Max Zorin Day’.  The following bank holiday Monday will continue to be known as ‘Mayday’.

Max Zorin, the CEO and founder of Zorin Industries, said the following at a press conference at Clarence House, London.

“I am delighted that Zorin Industries will be the principal sponsor of the ‘Zorin Industries Royal wedding©’.  As a company we see many brand and cultural synergies with the Royal Family, and we couldn’t be happier with the agreement we have reached.  On a personal level I am thrilled to be working again with Prince Phillip, who is a man of unrivaled integrity, and who has become, since we first worked together on the ‘Paris’ job in 1997, a firm and trusted friend.”

“There will be many exciting announcements between now and ‘Max Zorin Day’ covering all aspects of the ‘Zorin Industries Royal wedding©’, from merchandising to the ceremony itself, but to confirm the rumours that have been circulating I can exclusively reveal that our newly married Royal couple will travel from Buckingham Palace to their honeymoon destination outside Paris in the Zorin Industries Airship 5000, which will be sporting a livery inspired by this wonderful occasion.  The Zorin Industries Airship 5000 will perform a flyover of central London, giving well wishers a chance to gaze up into the sky and wave bon voyage to the Prince and Princess.”

Posted by News on 03/31 at 08:10 AM
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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Zorin Industries Associate Company Offers

Zorin Industries is delighted to have joined forces with two leading financial services providers that offer the very best investment opportunities for our clients.


NB Printed material is available for the hard of hearing and those who feel that the speakers in these messages are slurring uncontrollably.

STOP PRESS - Investors seeking a greater rate of return than 3.7% can apply for Zorin Industries Silicun Flud scheme. Just a small initial down payment followed by a minimal ongoing annuity secures your part in an investment that is simply dynamite.

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*** As with all investments please note your body can go down very fast as well as up***

Posted by News on 12/15 at 11:19 AM
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Wednesday, October 07, 2009

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Posted by PMS Team on 10/07 at 03:17 PM
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Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Zorin Industries to rigorously defend FT allegations

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London, UK

Zorin Industries today launched legal proceedings against the London Financial Times.  The action follows a recent story published by the paper entitled ‘Zorin’s Nazi Past’ by so called ‘journalist’ James Stock.

Mr Zorin denies, in the strongest terms, all the allegations set forth in the report.  In particular, the assertion that Mr Zorin’s birth was the result of some sort of evil Nazi genetics experiment gone wrong has absolutely no basis in fact.  As is it universally known, Mr Zorin is a leading French industrialist, and it would be impossible for him, or any of his staff, to have any connection to the use of steroids on pregnant women in Nazi concentration camps.  It’s absurd.  That kind of thing, while likely producing children with phenomenal IQs, would lead to psychotic side effects, which is clearly not something that a man like Mr Zorin could ever be accused of.

The Financial Times could not be reached for comment, as we could not find their phone number.

Posted by News on 10/06 at 10:34 PM
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Friday, September 25, 2009

Wanted - Part II

In a recent news item (Wanted), we appealed for information regarding the real identity of an intruder at Mr Zorin’s stables.  Despite several good leads, we have not yet been able to name the man, who was posing as a horse trainer named ‘James St. John Smythe’.  Today we can release CCTV footage from the break-in.  We ask that you watch the video in the hope that it triggers a memory or encourages other victims to come forward.  Please remember - we believe this man is highly dangerous who is, amongst other things, a master of the double entendre.

Many thanks again

M. Scarpine
Head of Security

Posted by News on 09/25 at 09:15 AM
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