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Over the Moon!

Zorin Industries, in partnership with the Drax Enterprise Corporation, agree deal to build ‘Moonbase One’.

California, USA

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On the 40th anniversary of man’s first steps on the Moon on July 20, 1969, Zorin Industries are proud to announce that the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) have selected the company to design, build and deliver the first permanent human habitation environment on an extraterrestrial body – namely the creation of a colony on the Moon.

The project, titled ‘Moonbase One’, is a joint venture with the Drax Enterprise Corporation and is scheduled to be completed by 2018.

Max Zorin, CEO of Zorin Industries, explained further at a news conference earlier today. “Zorin and Drax are a perfect fit for this project.  Drax has many years of space flight and extra-terrestrial construction expertise.  Add to this Zorin Industries’ knowledge of mining techniques and our domination of micro controller technology you end up with a very powerful combination which NASA was powerless to resist really.”

“The concept is, as you can see, simple.  Drax Enterprise Corporation space craft will commence a regular flight schedule to the Moon, using their fleet of state of the art ‘Space Shuttles’.  Each flight will deliver a piece of engineering so vast in it’s complexity that it can only be controlled using something I like to call a ‘microchip’.  These electronic and mechanical marvels will be managed from Earth, drilling down below the surface of the Moon to not only create a network of tunnels and caverns, but to also produce crushed rock which will be used in several different ways - as a building material on the surface or as a raw material to be processed to extract the chemical elements required to support human life.”

Sir Hugo Drax was equally enthusiastic about the planned joint venture.  “First there was the dream, now there is reality. Here in the untainted cradle of the heavens will be created a new super race, a race of perfect physical specimens. You have been selected as its progenitors. Like gods, your offspring will return to Earth and shape it in their image. You have all served in public capacities in my terrestrial empire. Your seed, like yourselves, will pay deference to the ultimate dynasty which I alone have created. From their first day on Earth they will be able to look up and know that there is law and order in the heavens.”

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 07/20 at 09:58 AM

  1. A marvel to behold, truely.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/30  at  06:58 PM

  2. Excellent.

    Posted by Drax  on  08/07  at  02:59 PM
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