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Zorin Industries to rigorously defend FT allegations

London, UK

Zorin Industries today launched legal proceedings against the London Financial Times. The action follows a recent story published by the paper entitled ‘Zorin’s Nazi Past’ by so called ‘journalist’ James Stock.

Mr Zorin denies, in the strongest terms, all the allegations set forth in the report. In particular, the assertion that Mr Zorin’s birth was the result of some sort of evil Nazi genetics experiment gone wrong has absolutely no basis in fact. As is it universally known, Mr Zorin is a leading French industrialist, and it would be impossible for him, or any of his staff, to have any connection to the use of steroids on pregnant women in Nazi concentration camps. It’s absurd. That kind of thing, while likely producing children with phenomenal IQs, would lead to psychotic side effects, which is clearly not something that a man like Mr Zorin could ever be accused of.

The Financial Times could not be reached for comment, as we could not find their phone number.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/06 at 10:34 PM

I can testify to Mr Zorins stable mental disposition. I recently deployed a spy into one of Mr Zorins high profile aerial meetings. Upon discovery of his true identity, he was disposited into the Atlantic with the most efficient and humane manner. Bravo Max!

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