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Friday, June 25, 2010

Zorin disowns French Football team

Leading French Industrialist ‘fires’ entire squad and distances himself from failed bid to salvage World Cup campaign

Knysna, South Africa

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Despite encouraging his team to improvise on the field and to play with fear, the French football team have crashed out of the World Cup in complete failure.  Following the final group game against South Africa, which France lost 2-1, Mr Zorin squarely blamed the players for the failure.  “Look at them!  They are fools.  Even the USA, a country who do not even play football, have qualified for the last 16.  This is a national disgrace, and one that soils the good name of Zorin.  For this the players will pay - with their lives!”

It is thought that the squad have already been herded into a local silver mine in preparation for the final solution.

Posted by Max Zorin on 06/25 at 03:37 PM
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